Homestuck Notes Act 3

Homestuck Notes Act 3

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Characters-
Jade – Another main character who seems to fall asleep randomly. She has quite a number of interests and has to use colorful reminders to attempt to keep track of them. She also seems to know a lot about the future and stuff.

Grandfather – Jade's grandfather who is a World Re-owned Explorer-Naturalist-Treasure Hunter-Archeologist-Scientist-Adventurer-Big Game Hunter-Billionaire Extraordinaire.

Peregrine Mendicant(PM) – Another person who seems to be in WV's time-line and is obsessed with mail.

Aimless Renegade(AR) – Also in the same time frame as PM and WV. He has lots of guns and ammo...

Becquerel (Bec) –  Jade's pet. He looks like a fox, wolf, dog thing.

J-Dad – Just a new name for John's Dad.

Archagent Jack Noir –  He oversees affairs of the Dark Kingdom, and he views such affairs like this through Fenestrated walls.

Vodka Mutini (Mutie for short) – Rose's mutant cat.
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Notes:

- Inside the Colonel's book, there is a note left in it for John. It speaks of what has happened; John has plunged into another world and has delved deeper in to a realm of Warring Royalty in a Timeless Expanse. A realm with Agents, Exiles, Consorts, and Kernelsprites. In this realm FOUR will gather, the HEIR OF BREATH and SEER OF LIGHT, the KNIGHT OF TIME and WITCH OF SPACE, whom will together ascend.

- Apparently this person knew John as an infant.

- (DA note- Which of the Four is John? I'm guessing Heir of Breath)

- It was Nanna who left the note.

- TRANSITION TO A NEW CHARACTER: A silly girl is napping among her flowers. Next to her is a very similar pumpkin that WV had.

- We learn that this girls name is Jade.

-Her Fetch Modus is set at Memory...

-She captchalogues a flute, a bag of fertilizer, a pumpkin, a crab apple, a key lime, a mandarin orange, and a Eureka Lemon.

- Jade keeps track of things through colorful strings on her fingers. She remembers it's John's birthday and his packages from her are arriving.

- In the middle of the room there is an Atrium Wings and a... teleporter? Jane seems to always use this as her transportation device

- Jade transportalizes to the room below her bedroom ,then uses the stairs to get to it. Her room is littered with interesting stuff.

- Jade's Grandfather is a World Re-owned Explorer-Naturalist-Treasure Hunter-Archeologist-Scientist-Adventurer-Big Game Hunter-Billionaire Extraordinaire.

- Jade equips her trusty Hunting Rifle.

- Jade's T-Shirt changes due to the Wardrobifier on Randomization setting.

- Jade likes furries apparently. Also many of her Manthro Chaps come with accessories.

- The volcano next to Jade's house provides Geothermal Power; Jade's grandpa also has the unlimited power of the atom at their disposal.

- Jade has never dressed as a Anthro Fauna. Her chest is called a Gadget Chest, and has lots of useful gizmos, and lots of fortune telling knacks.

- Jade has gathered that the Magic 8 ball is useless. However, her Magic Cue Ball makes fairly accurate predictions.

- Jade needs to feel Bec, so she prepares a meal for him. She lets you get her stuff, and you earn the title of Yukon Hero: Legacy of the Frostbite Amputee.

- Jade gets frustrated and deploys the gadgets, and sticks the fruits in the refrigerator.

- Jade gets a T-Bone Steak for Bec(querel), for he loves steak; then she lightly irradiates the steak(aka cooks it).

- Jade then plays her complicated Bass guitar, then captchalogues it along with a wall socket.

- Jade then goes onto her computer and activates pesterchum and begins to pester John. He doesn't respond. Then she checks to see if Dave has messaged her, he has, but he hasn't sent a rap.

- However, he has sent her some remix's of his, which are pretty wicked.

- Jade then goes to MSPA where we start to read a comic called the Midnight Crew. Possibly it's connected to the actual plot?

- Jade checks to see if John is online, and he's not. We then go to irritate Dave. We've already seen this conversation.

- NOW TO DAVE: We see a fight ensue between Dave and his Bro.

- BACK TO JADE: Rose is online. This Jade seems to know a lot about the future. About the game that ends the world. About John and Rose entering the game.

- (DA Note- Is Jade the Witch of Space?)

- NOW TO ROSE: The secret passage in the mausoleum has been opened. Rose collects all her belongings, including Jaspers(dead cat), and plunges into it.

- BACK TO JADE: Jade packs up her lunchtop and begins to take care of business, but she can't help but dwell over her friend's fate.

- We then get a cut scene to where John is getting his butt handed to him by the monsters.

- NOW TO THE FUTURE:  Under bare white branches a sentry wakens.

- BACK TO ROSE: Rose has entered the underground laboratory, which has a kiosk, which monitors the lab's enormous Hubgrid.

- BACK TO JADE: Jade Transportalizes as far as she could go; one of the levels is blocked by Grandpa's big game trophies. Her grandpa collects that stuff, valiant knight statues, decrepit mummies, something he refers to as his beauties.

- Jade is one of the daughters of Eclectica.

- Someone is pestering Jade, it's someone by the name of carcinoGeneticist [CG].

- [CG] is awefully rude, but he says this is the day Jade screws everything up...

- NOW TO ROSE:  Rose goes to the center of this energy hub and there is a little stage thing.

- This energy hub vaporized rose's dead cat when Rose took out her laptop.

- Rose changes her Modus to Leaf and turns off the Auto-Balance.

- Rose then goes to the unlocked hub and hooks her laptop up to it, then captchalogues it.

- Rose then notices yet another count down. What could this one mean?

- NOW TO THE FUTURE!: Another timer winds down, but sideways. It's the bulb like machine near the white tree.

- NOW TO DAVE: He starts a Round 2 against his brother, and loses and is currently tumbling down stairs.

- BACK TO ROSE: Rose looks around for anything of great importance, and sees a computer thing. It appears to be one of Skaianet's primary Session Terminal, montering Sburb Sessions in Northeastern U.S. and parts of Canada. Each Session consists of an IP address and location. The colored dots are meteor impact sites. Each Session corresponds with a meteor, but not meteors have sessions. Also each color indicates  the status of the meteors decent. Red= have already landed, yellow= imminent collisions, green=impact later, blue=longest to touch down.

- It appears that an asteroid will soon strike Rose's home.

- Rose reconnects to her lab top and gets on her Sburb session. John isn't in his room and the room appears to be shaking. Then she sees John is beating up ogres. She helps out, along with Nannaquin.

- NOW TO JOHN: John high-fives his Nanna and Rose congratulates him on his success. Rose then tell him about her situation and says the timer is a warning.



- John climbs up the Echeladder to the Boy-skylark rung! A new feather is earned and is alarmingly fashionable. He also gets quite a lot of Boondollars and is Cache limit has been extended.

- John asked if Nanna could get him to the second gate, but that would defeat the purpose. But once John gets past the first gate, things will begin to change.

- NOW TO SOMEPLACE: We are not at a kingdom entrenched beyond an impenetrable veil of darkness.

- John's dad is fighting off the imps with shaving cream...

- NOW TO SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN THE FUTURE: The Peregrine Mendicant is in the peculiar mobile station flying westward.

- PM believes mail is everything.

- PM inspects the terminal which activated the station's homing mechanism.

- PM types "=>VIEW" and Jade appears on the screen; she seems familiar to PM.

- PM tries to talk to the girl.. and the computer explodes.

- NOW TO ROSE: Rose inspects the tea set lying nearby and there's a... little girls room...

- Rose puts on a scarf and finds a friendly mutant kitten, how cute.

- NOW TO JOHN: To dislodge a piece of grist John jumps on it and descends into his father's room.

- NOW TO JADE:  Jade scampers around and arms herself because Grandpa will be around.

- Jade passes by Distinguished house guests near the fire place for tea time. Jade knows what's coming.

- HOLY CRAP THERE HE IS THE OLD MAN HAS THE FLAME!!!

- Jade tries to get by, but she falls asleep while jumping in mid-air; an encounter is certain now.

- Jade awakes and tries to fight him by being ridiculous. She is able to get past.

- NOW TO PM: PM has survived the explosion and one of the machine thingys brings a fallen mailbox to her.

- NOW TO ROSE: She picks up this adorable mutant kitten and sees mad science crap.

- It's the Appearifier. She messes around with it to see Jaspers alive in the past.


- Rose attempts to appearify Jaspers to create a time paradox since Jaspers never told rose his secret, but the machine has a safety mechanism and prevents it.

- Instead a Paradox Ghost Imprint appearifies and turns into sludge.

- The machine beside the Appearifier sucks the sludge up and does some automatic procedure.

- This machine generates a fetal Paradox Clone of Jaspers. The good news is that it will be mercifully unestablished with this facility shortly. Bad news is someone was trying to perfect the science of Ectobiology.

- Rose looks to the monitor and Jaspers reveals his Secret to her. However he is unable to clarify as he is appearified away. What happened between when he disappeared and when he reappeared is unknown.

- We then see Jaspers life and death, and where his deceased body is residing currently. What you thought the green platform was earlier is wrong. It appears to be a Escapilizer. Rose appearifies him immediately.

- With 10 seconds on the clock, Rose gets the hell out of there.

- NOW TO JADE:  Jade is trying to feed the devil beast she calls a pet, Becquerel.

- John's late birthday package has arrived months late, yet right on time. It's near the Mystic ruins at the center of Crater Lagoon.

- NOW TO JOHN: John is now in his dad's room. His father's briefcase is right beside him.

- It turns out, his father wasn't into clowns and weird stuff. He was a caring father and an ordinary business man.

- TO THE PURPLE CITY: John's dad has broken out of his jail cell... apparently again. GO DAD!

- The weird clown dude you've seen once before needs a bigger safe, thanks to J-Dad(John's Dad).

- This clown dude is Archagent Jack Noir. He oversees affairs of the Dark Kingdom. Right now he's trying to deal with J-Dad. He views such affairs like this through Fenestrated walls.

- Apparently their exhalted ruler makes them wear the clown stuff once John and his father showed up.

- Jack gets one of his burliest agents on the scene, he has something heavier.

- His transmission is interrupted by the Glorious Monarch who is concerned over your wardrobe.

- He is forced to wear the bloody hat.

- J-Dad is beating up Jack's reinforcements.

- BACK TO JOHN: John sees some birthday presents his father didn't get to give him.

- In one of the presents, there is a Fetch Modus control Deck. HECK YEAH! Now John has toms of cards.

- John equips the Array Modus, which allows his to store and retrieve any item at any time. He then complicates the system and i'm not going to try to understand it.

- In the smallest present there is Fruit Gushers!

- John opens the largest gift which has a wicked awesome suit.

- THE FRUIT GUSHERS IS OWNED BY BETTY CROCKER!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

- John has a mental breakdown...

- NOW TO JADE: While Jade attempts to get the package Bec appears out of no where!

- When he catches a bullet you reward him by giving his the steak. BEST BUDDIEZ!!!

- Jade passes out... again. Bec picks her up and takes her to her bed.

- NOW TO ROSE:  Rose has transported back to her home inside the well-stocked bar room with her mutated cat. You need to name the kitteh!

- The area around rose's house is on fire and a meteor is soon to land.

- NOW TO JOHN: John feels very... business like. John has puched lots of cards but hasn't ruined any this time.

- NOW TO JADE: While Jade dreams it seems that her Dream-bot activates.

- The Dream-bot-Jade then tries to get in bed, crushing herself. Silly Jade.

- Jade is about to open the package.

- Months in the Past: John, months in the past of course, is chatting with Jade. He has sent her gift but then remember it takes forever to get there. The Trolls apparently are bothering Jade again, all are retards and rude. Jade concludes there is 12.

- BACK TO JOHN(in the present): John has quite a few totems, but he needs Cruxite Dowels.


- NOW TO ROSE: Rose is now back at her bedroom and has a stable power supply. The mutant cat, Vodka Mutini.

- Rose pesters John and asks about the totems. He says he's making stuff, no one knows where Dave is, and Rose makes fun of his ruin movie posters.

- NOW TO WV:  WV hopes to descent from his mobile cylinder thing thanks to some nearby rope. However, he appearifies a box instead from a different time zone. JADE! Then he gets the cable and is able to descent. He brings the package with him.

- Someone is spying on WV. Off in the distance, PM approaches in her aircraft. The Aimless Regengade prepares for company.

- BACK TO ROSE: Rose shows John proof that the posters were ruined before hand.

- John tells Rose that his father's normal and not obsessed with clowns.

- Rose thinks John's blocking something from his past, which resulted him in not noticing the scribbles on his posters. It might have been negative feelings John had towards his father.

- Rose notices her building tactic is faulty, so she begins to attempt a different method. John comments that she's low on time.

- NOW TO JADE: Jade's dream-bot-Jade plays an advanced bass solo.

- We are introduced to a world called Prospit. It appears to be the dream world.

- Jade changes her wardrobifier again.

- Jade explores the golden city and tries to make a new friend.

- NOW TO WV: The box has a letter which tells him to give it to PM.

- The Aimless Regengade opens fire on WV and PM.

- WV successfully gives the box to PM.

- BACK TO JADE: Jade checks on her friend, who happens to be John as his dreamself!

- This dream-moon-planet thing is very close to Skaia. Jade returns to shelter to be safe from the Eclipse.

- NOW TO JOHN: Rose has moved the Alchemiter back down to the deck and reworks her building project.

- John makes a Hammerhead Pogo Ride, the Green Slime Ghost Suit, then a Wise Guy Slime Suit, Serious Business goggles, a telescopic sassacrusher, Hellacious blue phlegm aneurysm gushers (with ghostly healing properties), the Remote Ghost Gauntlet(for both hands), a Barber's best friend, Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb, a Cosbytop Computer, and finally the WrinkleF**ker. Geez John...


- NOW TO DAVE: Dave has the final round with his brother. He fails miserably, but he gets his betas.

- Dave immediately informs John.

- NOW TO JADE: Jade asks if John got his package. We've seen the conversation before, but reread it anyway.

- We are also shown a video which explains lots of stuff about past pages. We see where Bec came from. John has awaken as his dreamself, and this is how we first saw Jade a few thingers back.

- Jade seems to be currently in the past sometime after John awoke from getting flung up to one of Rose's platforms on top of his house and is about to face the ogres.

- This story is really tongue-tied with past, future, and present events. They seem to all get jumbled up.

- Jade recollects her thoughts. During the Eclipse she saw many visions of the past, present, and future through cloud mirages. It now all makes sense, and the Reminders help.

- Apparently, she saw nothing of the future, but Jade did see her dog, Bec, and apparently its his birthday today. He's really old.

- Jade believes, due to her dream, that she needs to go to the Mystic Ruins.

- One of her reminders tell her she also has to deliver a package.

- Jade uses a Harpoon Gun to the mystic ruins, then zip-lines (heck yeah!).

- NOW TO ROSE: Rose has made John's house an... architectural perfection...

- NOW TO DAVE: Dave mourns the lose of Cal, who died in the final Round. He also need a new - sword, but luckily gained the Beta.

- Dave informs Rose he got the Beta.

- NOW TO ROSE: Rose has finished helping John and is now waiting for Dave.

- Months in the past(Rose): Rose get's John's present. Someone mysterious who goes by [GA] pesters Rose.

- [GA] says she has spoken with Rose in the future, her future, but not this persons. Rose understands, and [GA] asks for her to kick some sense into Rose's friends, rose doesn't believe [GA], and they become 'friends' (yay for nonsense notes )

- [GA] is a troll.

- (Possibly)Months in the Past(Dave): Dave get's John's present. [AT], another Troll, pesters Dave.

- (DA note: You read the conversation yourself and try to make sense of it, I'm not trying.)

- Dave scares [AT] I believe.

- NOW TO THE TIME FRAME OF WV AND PM: The Aimless Renegade has opened fire in unwelcome rogues but misses and didn't hit them AT all.

- AR: AR realizes his weapon is magazine-fed. Then he goes to get more Ammo.

- NOW TO JADE: Jade puts down John's gift in the right spot, and then it disappears... It's in PM's hands now.

- BACK TO THE FUTURE: AR misses his shot. PM goes to do business with the box from Jade, WV is being retarded.

- BACK TO JADE'S... Dad(sometime in the past): He has blown up a butterfly...

- Jade is having her birthday and her grandfather is introducing her to the thrill of the hunt.

- Bec leads her off somewhere, and the gift appears!

- It's from John, but she doesn't know who John is yet...

- NOW TO JOHN'S DAD:  He's fighting with Jack...

- Dad burns Jack's hat, he's probably happy about that...

- NOW TO JADE: She's playing the guitar. And somehow gets in front of some... thing...

- NOW TO DAVE: Dave gets the beta working...

- An epic video plays out. You're on your own.

--Act 3 has ended.--